Pakistan Election Funny Jokes
Pakistan Election Funny Jokes
M0m0 to Nawaz sharif:
Puttar Main tujhy es saal wo don gi.
Nawaz sharif:
Woh kya maa g?
M0m0:
Wohi jo awam nay Zardari ko diye hai.
Nawaz sharif:
Galiyan ?
M0m0 :
Gali to tujhy kabhi nahi don gi Pervaiz Elahi.
Nawaz sharif:
Pervaiz Elahi nahi Nawaz sharif maa g!
M0m0:
Nahi main tujhy Nawaz sharif bhi nahi don gi.
Nawaz sharif:
Maa g v0te dena hai to do wrna jao.
M0m0:
Ayi shawashy!
Main tujhy he v0te don gi Imran khan putar
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Election Of 2013
Election Of 2013
Ye Calculation Ap Ko Btay Gi
Ap Vote kis ko dain,
.
Sath Sath Solve Krna
.
Koi 1 No Chun Len!
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9
.
Ab Us Ko 3 se zrb de KrUs Mein 3 Jama Kren
.
Aur Phir 3 K Sath zrb Kren!
.
Ab Ap K Pas 2 hindse Wala No. Ban Gya
.
Dono hindso Ko Aapas Mein Jama Kren,
Ab Ye number Ap k Vote ka haqdaar btaiy Ga.
1..P.P.P
2.JAMAT E ISLAMI
3.J.U.I(F)
4.A.N.P
5.M.Q.M
6.P.M.L Q
7.PTI
8.M.D.D
9.PML.N
Agar ab bi na mano to marzi aap ki beshak
koi or numbr select kar k dobara aazma lo
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Prayer For Eletion 2013
Prayer For Eletion 2013
“YA ALLAH”
iss Election mai:
‘SHER’ ko Pinjray me Rakhna,
‘CYCLE’ ko Rasty me Rakhna,
‘KITAB’ ko Basty me Rakhna,
‘BAT’ ko Ground me Rakhna,
‘TEER’ ko Kaman me Rakhna.
‘TRAZO’ ko dukan me rakhna.
‘PATANG’ ko Asman me
Rakhna.
Bas Ham ko Apni Amman me Rakhna.
Aameen.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Pakistan Election Advice Sms
Pakistan Election Advice Sms
JAB BENAZIR QATAL HUI TO SB LEADERS NE AFSOS KIA,
MAGAR KUCH AWAM JAHIL KHUSH HUI,
AUR AB IMRAN KHAN ZAKHMI HUA TO SB LEADERS
NE OS K LIAY DUA KI, LEKIN KUCH JAHIL AB B KHUSH
HO RHE HN AUR AJEEB SMS KR RHE HN, IS SE YEH PATA
CHLTA H K BURAI LEADERS MN NI, AMAM KI SOCH MN H,
MULK BADLNA H TO LEADERS NI, AMAM KI SOCH KO
BDLNA HO GA, PHR CHAHAY WO IMRAN HO YA NAWAZ.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Wo Poochain – Hindi Shayari Sms
Wo Poochain – Hindi Shayari Sms
Sabab Mere Roone ka wo Poochain to Kehna Qasid!
Tum Yaad aate ho Mere Sabar ki had se Kahin Barh ker.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
