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Happy Biryani Day

Posted by 14 February, 2011 (0) Comment



Ek Murghi Ko QATAL Karo.
Oil Me Use GHUSAL Do.
Phir Dahi Ka Safaid KAFAN Do
Shan Masale Se Khushbo Ki DOHNI Do.
Us K
Bad Chawal Me Us Ki QABAR Banao.
Jab Tayar Ho Jaye To Mujhe Dawat Do.
Take Me Us Ki NAMAZ E JANAZA Parhaon.
HAPPY BIRYANI
DAY.
Botian Kha K Geo.
Phir Kab Aaon?


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School Life Is Great

Posted by 13 February, 2011 (0) Comment



?~*~ D E D I C A T E D ~*~

Wo Subh Ka Alarm
Phr B Aankh Khuly Late

Wo Yaaro’n Se Shugal
Attendence Bolna Late

Wo Free Period Ki Aas
Aur Choti Si Break

Wo Paper Ki Tension
Aur Krna Time Waste

Wo Tukkay Se Sahi
Jawab Dena

Aur Frndz Se Kehna
“Jaani, I Know I M
Great”

Wo Parhe Bager
Test Dena

Aur Number Twenty
Me Se Eight

Wo Chutti K Waqt
Masti

Aur Bag Ka Thora
Sa Weight

Isi Liye Tou Kehty Hyn
School Life Is Great … :)



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Nechay Se Oper Parho

Posted by 14 February, 2011 (0) Comment



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Samj Nhe I Kya?
Nechay Se Oper Parho.


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Meri Waja Se Road Par Aa Jaatay

Posted by 13 February, 2011 (0) Comment



Socho Agar SMS Recieve Karnay K
Pesay Lagtay To Kya Hota..?

Guess..?

Guess..?

Aaj Tum Sab Meri Waja Se
Road Par Aa Jaatay.



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Bill Gates And Me

Posted by 14 February, 2011 (0) Comment



What Is The Similarity
Between Bill Gates And Me?

Dont Know?

So Simple,
He Never Comes To My House
And I Never Go To His House …
Ego Problem


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