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English Poems 140 Words

Posted by 2 March, 2011 (0) Comment



As I Walked Outside
And Looked Up At The Sky

It Seemed Like The Clouds Wanted To Cry
They Were So Nice

They Reminded Me Of Your Eyes…
Now All I Can Think Of Is You

Calling Me By Your Side
As I Continue To Walki Couldn’t Help But To Let Out A Sigh

As Tears Rolled Out Of My Eyes
And Wishing I Could Be Once Again By Your Side


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Machli Khayega Santa Banta Jokes

Posted by 17 February, 2011 (0) Comment



Santa:
Oye Banta Machli Khayega?
Banta:
Nahi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.
Santa:
Oye Chadd Yaar,
Chappal Pahen K Kha Lena.



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Cute Funny Jokes

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Funny SMS Messages


I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”

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Funny SMS 140 Words


God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!
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Latest Funny Jokes


Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine…
happily they drink and left
next day headline

~ Braking News ~

“Blood Bank Robbed”

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Hindi Funny Messages


MBBS Final Exam:-

Question: Fill in the blanks.

If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_

Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE
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Funny Sms Text


Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is

listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

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Cricket Jokes In Hindi

Posted by 1 April, 2011 (0) Comment



Couple Silent In Bed.

Wife Thinks :

Why Is He Not Talking 2 Me?
Is He Thinking Of Another Woman?
Does He Like Someone Else?
Is He Seeing Someone?
Don’t I Appeal To Him Anymore?
Are Wrinkles Showing On My Face?
Is He Trying To Dump Me?
Is He Now Finding Me Ugly?
Does My Make Up Repel Him These Days.

WHY IS HE UPSET?

And The Husband Was Thinking :
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Agr Semi Final Mai Afridi Chal Gya To…??
Cricket We LOVE U …


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English Love SMS Texts

Posted by 28 March, 2011 (0) Comment



Love Is Beautiful..
Because Its A Feeling
Which Controlled By The Heart.
But Friendship Is Very Very Beautiful
Because Its A Feeling
That Controls The Heart.



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