Hindi 140 Word Santa Banta SMS

Posted by 17 February, 2011

Salesman:
This Computer Will Cut
Your Workload By 50%.
Santa:
That Is Great,
I Will Take Two Of Them :P



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62 Responses to “Hindi 140 Word Santa Banta SMS”
  • preet says:

    Aisa Dostana hamara,
    Mai Kashti tu Kinara,
    Mai Dhanush tu Teer,
    Mai Matar tu Paneer,
    Mai Varsha tu Badal,
    Mai Hot tu Cool,
    Mai April tu Fool..

  • anuj rai says:

    SANTA:chal Race lagate he jo hara wo 1000 Rs dega BANTA:thik hE pr muZe rasta nhi pta Santa:Bas tu mere Piche Piche rhna BANTA:ThanX Friend

  • anuj rai says:

    Sibbi Ki Garmi Ki Qasam Murree Ki Sardi Ki Qasam Musharaf Ki Vardi Ki Qasam Adnan Sami Ki Charbi Ki Qasam “I Really Miss You”

  • Aditay says:

    Hey i am aditay

  • archana says:

    hi i am archana
    dil mein rahna rington ki tarah busy mat rahna netwrk ki tarah pyaar karna kam mat karna palance ki tarah

  • AMRISH KUMAR says:

    hum aapki duniya me hai musafir ki tarah….!

    dil tod na dena kach ki tarah …..!

    hum to asman me badal ki tarah ……!

    udte rahte te khusboo ki tarah…..!

  • Vishal says:

    Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega

  • firoz khan says:

    Ik Umer Ki Judai Mera Naseeb Kr Ke,
    Woh To Chala Gya He Baatein Ajeeb Kr Ke,
    Tarz-E-Wafa Ko Uski Kya Naam Un Me Ab,
    Khud Door Ho Gya He Mujh Ko Qareeb Kr Ke

  • Mohabbat Yahan Bikti Hai Ishq Nilam Hota Hai
    Bharose Ka Katal Yahan Khule Aam Hota Hai
    Jamane Se Thokar Mili To Chale Hum Maikhane Mein
    Aur Wahi Jamana Humein Sharabi Ka Naam Saare Aam Deta Hai

  • Tohafe Mein Mat Gulab Lekar Aana,
    Meri Qabr Per Mat Charag Lekar Aana.
    Bahot Pyasa Hoon Arso’n Se Main,
    Jub Bhi Aana Sharaab Lekar Aana

  • Hathon ki lakiron main kismat hoti hai,
    Milna aur bhul jana logo ki fitrat hoti hai,
    Bikharta to har koi hai dard me,
    Magar gum bhulana ensaan ki jarurat hoti hai..

  • Mohabbat me maine kya khuch nahi luta diya,
    Mohabbat me maine kya khuch nahi luta diya,
    Unko pasand thi roshni,
    Aur maine khud ko hi jala diya.

  • Bhula kar hame wo khush reh payenge
    sath mein nahi to mere jane k baad muskuraye ge
    Dua Hai Khuda se ki unhe kabhi dard na dena,
    Hum to seh gaye par wo toot jayenge!

  • Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
    Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
    Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

  • Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
    Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
    Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
    Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

    Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
    Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
    Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
    Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

  • Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
    Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
    Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
    Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi

    Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
    Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
    Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
    Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi

    Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
    Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
    Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
    Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

    Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
    Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
    Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
    Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi…….

    Aap Hame gum Bhare Sms kar Sakte ho
    Naam Add. Jrur Likna
    Sms N. 09467092009

  • Pratik Raje says:

    Hasna KISMAT ko Gawara nai hua

    Jise Tut K CHAHA wo humara nahi hua

    Yu to bahut LOG Zindagi me mile

    per DIL ko jo bhaye us Jesa Pyara na Mila….

  • sumit kumar says:

    i am full injoi for santabanta sms thanku

  • sumit kumar says:

    dil ki hasti mit gayi hoti
    aur saare dard badh gaye hote.
    zindgi aap jaishe ki amanat hai.
    varna ham to kab ke bikhar gaye hote.

  • sharma says:

    Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
    Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
    Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

  • Suresh kr. prajapati says:

    Hai iam suresh======>> Foolo Se Saji apki Zami Hogi,Har Raat Us Chand Se jyada Chandni Hogi,Kisi Rah Pe Suraj Na Mile bhi to Kya, apke Her Rah Pe Meri Dua Ki Rosni Hogi.. miss you alot…

  • Suresh kr. prajapati says:

    Har Majburi Se
    Ladna Sikh Lo..
    Har Gum K Saath
    Jeena Sikh Lo..

    ‘Busy’ Hum Bhi Kam Nahi.

    Par Hamari Tarah
    Dosto Ko Yaad Karna
    Sikh Lo..!
    Kya samjhe.. you can contact on 08874880831.

  • Har Majburi Se
    Ladna Sikh Lo..
    Har Gum K Saath
    Jeena Sikh Lo..

    ‘Busy’ Hum Bhi Kam Nahi.

    Par Hamari Tarah
    Dosto Ko Yaad Karna
    Sikh Lo..!
    Kya samjhe.. it’s my idia

  • Khuda ne dost ko dost se milaya,Doston ke liye dosti ka rishta banaya,Par kehate hai dosti rahegi uski kayam,
    Jisne dosti ko dilse nibhaya.

  • LIFTKARADE
    Guzre Dino Ka Khayal Rakhna
    Wafa Ki Matti Sambhal kar Rakhna
    Aap Bhulado Mujhko To Koi Baat Nahi
    Mera To Haq Hai Apko Her Dua Me Yaad Rakhna .

  • RAJESH says:

    Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
    Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
    Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
    Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi

    Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
    Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
    Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
    Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi

    Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
    Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
    Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
    Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

    Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
    Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
    Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
    Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi…….

    Aap Hame gum Bhare Sms kar Sakte ho
    Naam Add. Jrur Likna

  • yash thakur says:

    ज़मीन है न बोलती न आसमान बोलता,
    जहान देखकर मुझे नहीं जबान खोलता,
    नहीं जगह कहीं जहाँ न अजनबी गिना गया,
    कहाँ-कहाँ न फिर चुका दिमाग-दिल टटोलता,
    कहाँ मनुष्य है कि जो उमीद छोड़कर जिया,
    इसीलिए खड़ा रहा कि तुम मुझे पुकार लो

  • nishant says:

    mast hai!!!!

  • sameer says:

    wada na karo agar nibha na sako
    choho na use jise tu pa na sako
    duniya me bahut dost hote hai
    par ek khas dost rakho jiske bina tum muskara na sako .aap hame sms kar sakte is no par 9650570309 but add tell me

  • Rohit Bisht says:

    na koi pal subha hai, na koi pal shham hai,
    har pal har lamha aapki DOSTI ka naam hai,
    ise sirf 1 SMS na samajhna,ye hamari Payari si dosti ka Salam hai.

  • amit kumar says:

    Har Dhadkan me ye raj hota hai, Har yek bat batane ka yek nya andaj hota hai, Jab tak thokar na lage bewfa ki har ashiq ko apne pyar naj hota hai.

  • amit kumar says:

    Be khudi ki zindgi hum jiya nahi karte, Jam chhin ke dusro ka piya nhi karte, Ye to dil aap pe aa gya miss “saku ji” warna hum ye dil kisi ko diya nhi kaete

  • amit kumar says:

    Chaho to dil se hamko mitta dena
    Chaho to humko bhula dena
    Par Yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad hamari
    To rona nahi Bus muskura dena…
    `

  • iqbal shaikh says:

    mujhe santa banta ke jokes bahut pasand hai i l y.

  • iqbal shaikh says:

    apne hathon ke lakerown per afsos na kar aye dost. kismat to unke bhi hoti hai jinke hat nahi hote.

  • omprakash says:

    ज़मीन है न बोलती न आसमान बोलता,
    जहान देखकर मुझे नहीं जबान खोलता,
    नहीं जगह कहीं जहाँ न अजनबी गिना गया,
    कहाँ-कहाँ न फिर चुका दिमाग-दिल टटोलता,
    कहाँ मनुष्य है कि जो उमीद छोड़कर जिया,
    इसीलिए खड़ा रहा कि तुम मुझे पुकार लो

  • dharmendra chhatarpuri says:

    mere dosto mujhe har sms padhna or bhejna bahut pasand h

  • dharmendra kumar anuragi says:

    dosto kismat or dil me bas thoda antar h
    jo log dil me hote h vo kismat mein nahi hote
    or jo log kismat me hote hai vo dil me nahi hote

  • machhli jal ki rani h .
    no no
    naya suno grilfriend dil ki rani h
    jeevan uska mony h
    hath lagao chillayegi ,mony nikalo pat jayegi.

  • mehul says:

    Supar..Jok Plz send this no. 7405172385..

  • vaibhav says:

    Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
    muskura rahe the hum,
    par ankho me nami si thi,
    saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
    par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi

    …VAIBHAV…

  • abu ansari 9214951114 says:

    hum ye nahi kahte ki koi unke liye dua na mange
    hum ye nahi kahte ki koi unke liye dua na mange
    par itna jartoor chahte hai ki koi dua me unko na mange

  • abu ansari 9214951114 says:

    hum ne jab kabhi khusei mehsoos ki har kadam pe aap ki kami mehsoos ki door rah kar v aap ki dosti kam na hui ye baat hum ne dil se mehsoos ki

  • abu ansari 9214951114 says:

    sab riste toot ke choor ho gaye
    dhire dhire wo hum se door ho gaye
    hamari khamosi hamare liye gunaah ban gayi
    aur wo gunah kar ke be kasoor ho gaye

  • Babubhai says:

    Bago me phool, phulo me aagaz lagte h,
    Aaj hamare sanam sayad humse naraz lagte h.

  • Ankesh says:

    Dosti Kro College wali se
    Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.

  • Ankesh says:

    Itna Khubsurat kese muskuralete ho…?
    Itna Katil Kese Sharmalete Ho…..?
    Bachpan Se kameene Ho …..?
    Ya Shakal Ayisy banalete Ho …?

  • Ankesh says:

    Arzo hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
    kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
    wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
    kutton ke sardar ho gaye.

  • Ankesh says:

    maine pucha chand se k kahin dekha hai mere yar sa hasin…..chand ne kaha ullu k patthe itni upar se kiya dikhta hai koi

  • babita says:

    isk ki tadap uthe to use mitya kaise jaye..
    dil ke dard ko unhe sunaya kaise jaye..
    wo sunkar bhi ansuna kar diye hume…
    is dil me bni unki tasveer se unhe rubru kraya kaise jaye…..

  • ram says:

    gam pe gam pine se kya fhyda rat biti utar jayegi
    hari name ki pyala pile gindagi sawar gayegi

  • sangram nahak says:

    Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
    Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
    Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

  • deepak says:

    May 13, 2012 at 5:21 pm
    Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
    Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
    Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

  • HAKIQAT MAIN JEENA JAB ADAT BAN JATI HAI. KHABON KI DUNIYAN JAB BE RANG NAJAR AATI HAI. KOI JETA HAI ZINDAGI KE LIYE .AUR KISI KI JINDGI INTZAR MAI GUJAR JATI HAI….

  • Rahul Bhatnagar says:

    Sajde Dil Ke Tarane Bahut Hai
    Zindigi Jeene Ke Bahane Bahut Hai
    Aap Sada Muskurate Rehna Kyonke
    Apki Muskurahat Ke Deewane Bahut Hai…

  • veer singh says:

    dua kro subah sham mere liye,
    wah… wah…
    dua kro subah sham mere liye,
    .
    .
    .
    munni badnam hui darling tere liye…..

  • veer singh says:

    dost tum itni khoobsurat ho,
    dil deewana h tumhara,
    log to tumhe chand ka tukda khte h,
    mgr hm to khte h chand tukda h tumhara….

  • Lal singh says:

    Jameen bolti hai jab asman barsata hai

  • Lal singh chauhan says:

    Kaun kahata ki gam bahut bekar hai
    yaro Gam to ek Fal {Nateeja} hai jo ham logo ko pyar karna ke baad milta hai Uske baad daru peena start karte hain usme me bhi maja ata hai usake baad phepda gal jata hai phir marne ke bad jo neend ati hai usse achcha duniya main koimaj nanhi hai

  • Lal singh chauhan says:

    dharti ko jab pyas lage to asmaan ko barsana padat hai
    pramika jab aag lagaye tab premi ko jalna padta hai.

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