Hindi 140 Word Santa Banta SMS
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Sardar SMS
Aisa Dostana hamara,
Mai Kashti tu Kinara,
Mai Dhanush tu Teer,
Mai Matar tu Paneer,
Mai Varsha tu Badal,
Mai Hot tu Cool,
Mai April tu Fool..
SANTA:chal Race lagate he jo hara wo 1000 Rs dega BANTA:thik hE pr muZe rasta nhi pta Santa:Bas tu mere Piche Piche rhna BANTA:ThanX Friend
Sibbi Ki Garmi Ki Qasam Murree Ki Sardi Ki Qasam Musharaf Ki Vardi Ki Qasam Adnan Sami Ki Charbi Ki Qasam “I Really Miss You”
Hey i am aditay
hi i am archana
dil mein rahna rington ki tarah busy mat rahna netwrk ki tarah pyaar karna kam mat karna palance ki tarah
hum aapki duniya me hai musafir ki tarah….!
dil tod na dena kach ki tarah …..!
hum to asman me badal ki tarah ……!
udte rahte te khusboo ki tarah…..!
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega
Ik Umer Ki Judai Mera Naseeb Kr Ke,
Woh To Chala Gya He Baatein Ajeeb Kr Ke,
Tarz-E-Wafa Ko Uski Kya Naam Un Me Ab,
Khud Door Ho Gya He Mujh Ko Qareeb Kr Ke
Mohabbat Yahan Bikti Hai Ishq Nilam Hota Hai
Bharose Ka Katal Yahan Khule Aam Hota Hai
Jamane Se Thokar Mili To Chale Hum Maikhane Mein
Aur Wahi Jamana Humein Sharabi Ka Naam Saare Aam Deta Hai
Tohafe Mein Mat Gulab Lekar Aana,
Meri Qabr Per Mat Charag Lekar Aana.
Bahot Pyasa Hoon Arso’n Se Main,
Jub Bhi Aana Sharaab Lekar Aana
Hathon ki lakiron main kismat hoti hai,
Milna aur bhul jana logo ki fitrat hoti hai,
Bikharta to har koi hai dard me,
Magar gum bhulana ensaan ki jarurat hoti hai..
Mohabbat me maine kya khuch nahi luta diya,
Mohabbat me maine kya khuch nahi luta diya,
Unko pasand thi roshni,
Aur maine khud ko hi jala diya.
Bhula kar hame wo khush reh payenge
sath mein nahi to mere jane k baad muskuraye ge
Dua Hai Khuda se ki unhe kabhi dard na dena,
Hum to seh gaye par wo toot jayenge!
Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.
Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi
Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi
Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.
Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi…….
Aap Hame gum Bhare Sms kar Sakte ho
Naam Add. Jrur Likna
Sms N. 09467092009
nice jokes
Hasna KISMAT ko Gawara nai hua
Jise Tut K CHAHA wo humara nahi hua
Yu to bahut LOG Zindagi me mile
per DIL ko jo bhaye us Jesa Pyara na Mila….
i am full injoi for santabanta sms thanku
dil ki hasti mit gayi hoti
aur saare dard badh gaye hote.
zindgi aap jaishe ki amanat hai.
varna ham to kab ke bikhar gaye hote.
Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
Hai iam suresh======>> Foolo Se Saji apki Zami Hogi,Har Raat Us Chand Se jyada Chandni Hogi,Kisi Rah Pe Suraj Na Mile bhi to Kya, apke Her Rah Pe Meri Dua Ki Rosni Hogi.. miss you alot…
Har Majburi Se
Ladna Sikh Lo..
Har Gum K Saath
Jeena Sikh Lo..
‘Busy’ Hum Bhi Kam Nahi.
Par Hamari Tarah
Dosto Ko Yaad Karna
Sikh Lo..!
Kya samjhe.. you can contact on 08874880831.
Har Majburi Se
Ladna Sikh Lo..
Har Gum K Saath
Jeena Sikh Lo..
‘Busy’ Hum Bhi Kam Nahi.
Par Hamari Tarah
Dosto Ko Yaad Karna
Sikh Lo..!
Kya samjhe.. it’s my idia
Khuda ne dost ko dost se milaya,Doston ke liye dosti ka rishta banaya,Par kehate hai dosti rahegi uski kayam,
Jisne dosti ko dilse nibhaya.
LIFTKARADE
Guzre Dino Ka Khayal Rakhna
Wafa Ki Matti Sambhal kar Rakhna
Aap Bhulado Mujhko To Koi Baat Nahi
Mera To Haq Hai Apko Her Dua Me Yaad Rakhna .
Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi
Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi
Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.
Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi…….
Aap Hame gum Bhare Sms kar Sakte ho
Naam Add. Jrur Likna
ज़मीन है न बोलती न आसमान बोलता,
जहान देखकर मुझे नहीं जबान खोलता,
नहीं जगह कहीं जहाँ न अजनबी गिना गया,
कहाँ-कहाँ न फिर चुका दिमाग-दिल टटोलता,
कहाँ मनुष्य है कि जो उमीद छोड़कर जिया,
इसीलिए खड़ा रहा कि तुम मुझे पुकार लो
mast hai!!!!
wada na karo agar nibha na sako
choho na use jise tu pa na sako
duniya me bahut dost hote hai
par ek khas dost rakho jiske bina tum muskara na sako .aap hame sms kar sakte is no par 9650570309 but add tell me
na koi pal subha hai, na koi pal shham hai,
har pal har lamha aapki DOSTI ka naam hai,
ise sirf 1 SMS na samajhna,ye hamari Payari si dosti ka Salam hai.
Har Dhadkan me ye raj hota hai, Har yek bat batane ka yek nya andaj hota hai, Jab tak thokar na lage bewfa ki har ashiq ko apne pyar naj hota hai.
Be khudi ki zindgi hum jiya nahi karte, Jam chhin ke dusro ka piya nhi karte, Ye to dil aap pe aa gya miss “saku ji” warna hum ye dil kisi ko diya nhi kaete
Chaho to dil se hamko mitta dena
Chaho to humko bhula dena
Par Yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad hamari
To rona nahi Bus muskura dena…
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mujhe santa banta ke jokes bahut pasand hai i l y.
apne hathon ke lakerown per afsos na kar aye dost. kismat to unke bhi hoti hai jinke hat nahi hote.
ज़मीन है न बोलती न आसमान बोलता,
जहान देखकर मुझे नहीं जबान खोलता,
नहीं जगह कहीं जहाँ न अजनबी गिना गया,
कहाँ-कहाँ न फिर चुका दिमाग-दिल टटोलता,
कहाँ मनुष्य है कि जो उमीद छोड़कर जिया,
इसीलिए खड़ा रहा कि तुम मुझे पुकार लो
mere dosto mujhe har sms padhna or bhejna bahut pasand h
dosto kismat or dil me bas thoda antar h
jo log dil me hote h vo kismat mein nahi hote
or jo log kismat me hote hai vo dil me nahi hote
machhli jal ki rani h .
no no
naya suno grilfriend dil ki rani h
jeevan uska mony h
hath lagao chillayegi ,mony nikalo pat jayegi.
Supar..Jok Plz send this no. 7405172385..
Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
muskura rahe the hum,
par ankho me nami si thi,
saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi
…VAIBHAV…
hum ye nahi kahte ki koi unke liye dua na mange
hum ye nahi kahte ki koi unke liye dua na mange
par itna jartoor chahte hai ki koi dua me unko na mange
hum ne jab kabhi khusei mehsoos ki har kadam pe aap ki kami mehsoos ki door rah kar v aap ki dosti kam na hui ye baat hum ne dil se mehsoos ki
sab riste toot ke choor ho gaye
dhire dhire wo hum se door ho gaye
hamari khamosi hamare liye gunaah ban gayi
aur wo gunah kar ke be kasoor ho gaye
Bago me phool, phulo me aagaz lagte h,
Aaj hamare sanam sayad humse naraz lagte h.
Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
Itna Khubsurat kese muskuralete ho…?
Itna Katil Kese Sharmalete Ho…..?
Bachpan Se kameene Ho …..?
Ya Shakal Ayisy banalete Ho …?
Arzo hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye.
maine pucha chand se k kahin dekha hai mere yar sa hasin…..chand ne kaha ullu k patthe itni upar se kiya dikhta hai koi
isk ki tadap uthe to use mitya kaise jaye..
dil ke dard ko unhe sunaya kaise jaye..
wo sunkar bhi ansuna kar diye hume…
is dil me bni unki tasveer se unhe rubru kraya kaise jaye…..
gam pe gam pine se kya fhyda rat biti utar jayegi
hari name ki pyala pile gindagi sawar gayegi
Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
May 13, 2012 at 5:21 pm
Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
HAKIQAT MAIN JEENA JAB ADAT BAN JATI HAI. KHABON KI DUNIYAN JAB BE RANG NAJAR AATI HAI. KOI JETA HAI ZINDAGI KE LIYE .AUR KISI KI JINDGI INTZAR MAI GUJAR JATI HAI….
Sajde Dil Ke Tarane Bahut Hai
Zindigi Jeene Ke Bahane Bahut Hai
Aap Sada Muskurate Rehna Kyonke
Apki Muskurahat Ke Deewane Bahut Hai…
vry nice
dua kro subah sham mere liye,
wah… wah…
dua kro subah sham mere liye,
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munni badnam hui darling tere liye…..
dost tum itni khoobsurat ho,
dil deewana h tumhara,
log to tumhe chand ka tukda khte h,
mgr hm to khte h chand tukda h tumhara….
Jameen bolti hai jab asman barsata hai
Kaun kahata ki gam bahut bekar hai
yaro Gam to ek Fal {Nateeja} hai jo ham logo ko pyar karna ke baad milta hai Uske baad daru peena start karte hain usme me bhi maja ata hai usake baad phepda gal jata hai phir marne ke bad jo neend ati hai usse achcha duniya main koimaj nanhi hai
dharti ko jab pyas lage to asmaan ko barsana padat hai
pramika jab aag lagaye tab premi ko jalna padta hai.