Police Jokes / Text Messages

Mai Noorani Qadia Pe Hoon

Posted by 6 March, 2012 (1) Comment

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1 Police Officer Bachey Se:
Beta Kia Tumhare Abu
“Al Qaida” Me Hain?

Bacha:
Uncle! Mujhe Abu Ka To Pata Nahi Per Main
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“Noorani Qaida” Pe Hoon!

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Ways To Catch A Tiger

Posted by 6 March, 2012 (0) Comment

3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

1- Newtons Method
Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger

2- Einsteins Method
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired
Then Catch It

3- Pakistani Police Method
Catch A Cat & Beat It
Until It Accepts Its A Tiger

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Andaz Badal Jate Hain

Posted by 6 March, 2012 (0) Comment

Police Ky Chhittar Khane Se
Koi Mar To Nai Jata.
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Bus Pedal Chalne K Andaz
Badal Jate Hain…!:-)



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Chor Police SMS

Posted by 5 March, 2012 (0) Comment

1 Chor,
Police Se Chupta Hua 1 Tuti Qabr Me Lait Gya.
Qareeb Se Kuch Pathan Guzray
To Unho Ne Socha Ke Shayed Log
Mayat Par Matti Dalna Bhool Gaye.
Fatta Fatt Matti Dalna Shuru Kar Di
Chor Bola:
“Bachao Bachao”
Pathan:
“Oh Khocha Jaldi Jaldi Matti Daalo
Is Par To Azaab Shuru Ho Gaya Ha..


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Charsi Qabristan Me Churs P Rha Tha

Posted by 5 March, 2012 (0) Comment

Charsi Qabristan Me Churs P Rha Tha.
Police:
Kya Kr Rhe Ho ?
Chrsi:
Abu K Lia Dua.
Police:
Ye To Bache Ki Qabr Hy.
Chrsi:
Abu Bachpan Me Hi Mrgye Thy.:-)


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