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Aap Chahty Hen K Ap ka Ghar Pak Ho

Posted by 28 May, 2012 (0) Comment

Agr Aap Chahty Hen K Ap ka Ghar Pak ho jae
Ghar Mei
Farishty Aen,
Ghar Mei
Barkat Ho,
Ghar Se
Preshani Khatam ho jae,
To?

Plz Aap Ghar Se Nikal Jaen



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Solid Insult Message

Posted by 2 January, 2012 (0) Comment

Solid Insult Message

Aik bacha park mai bench pe betha
1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.
Pas bethi 1 orat boli:
Jo ziada metha khatay hen
wo jaldi mar jatay hen.
Boy: ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.
Orat: wo metha kam khati hongi.
Boy: nahi, Wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi.

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How Pakistani professors speak english

Posted by 11 December, 2011 (0) Comment

How Pakistani professors speak english,

1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I’m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.

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Funny Boy vs Girl Insult Text

Posted by 19 November, 2011 (1) Comment

Funny Boy vs Girl Insult Text

Boys: Hum Larkiyon se zyada educated hain
.
Girls: Kbi Nhi Je
Hum kuch Bhi kr Sakti hen
.
Boys: Achha..
.
.
.
.
To phir susu se dewar pe ABC
Likh k Dikhao!



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Aaj naha lo, please

Posted by 5 November, 2011 (0) Comment

Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/

Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…

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