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Funny Sms Jokes In English

Posted by 11 April, 2013 (2) Comment

Funny Sms Jokes In English

  • Funny SMS Messages

    There are 3 kind of Men..

    Do u know…?

    1-The ASIANS-
    They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.

    2-The AMERICANS-
    They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.

    3-The PAKISTANIS-
    They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most… ;->

  • Hindi Funny SMS

    Zindagi bhar jisay chahta raha

    “Faraz”

    Aaj uska baita bola

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    Abbu aap mujhay school chor do na

    Moral:
    Har aashiq mamu nai banta.;-):-)

  • Latest Funny Jokes

    Jb meri koi call na aye,

    jb koi sms na aye,

    jb koi missed call b na aye,

    To…!

    smaj lena k..

    “APP K DOST”
    Ko 100 wale card ki zarorat hy ;->

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Funny Text Jokes

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Funny Text Jokes

  • Funny SMS Text
    Machli Jal Ki Rani Hai ,

    Jeevan Uska Pani Hai ….

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    Munni Ab Purani Hai …

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    Yaaron Ab Toh SHEILA KI JAWANI Hai !!

    Aadab Arz Hai :D

  • Funny Love Jokes
    A Boy Was Going With His G.F.

    Frnd Asked : Who Is She?

    Boy : My Cousin….

    The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin….! :D

  • Funny Sms Messages
    2 Larki’n Ful Makeup
    Kr k Nikli
    Raste Me Ksi Larke Ne
    Unko Nahi Dkha

    …1st: Aaj koi Nhi Dkh Rha?

    2nd: tu Tension Mat Le
    Koi Dekhe Na Dekhe
    SHABBIR Tou Dekhe Ga … =P =D

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Funny Sms Text Jokes

Posted by 4 April, 2013 (0) Comment

Funny Sms Text Jokes

  • Hindi SMS Messages
    What Will Rajnikant Complain
    To A Dentist…?
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    Think….
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    Doctor Sahab,,,,
    Raat Ko Paani Pee Raha Tha Tou
    Daant Mein TITANIC Phans Gaya… =P =D
  • Hindi Funny Text
    Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ?Ans:5

    1.Meri Vali
    2.Teri Vali
    3.Teri Bhabhi
    4.Meri Bhabhi

    Or Na Pate To

    5.Kamini Saali.

  • Funny Text SMS Messages
    That Awkward Moment
    When Your Nose Can’t
    Decide If It Wants To
    Sneeze or Continue To
    Make You Look Stupid
    And Then
    Not Sneeze At All! =P =D

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Funny Sms Text Messeges

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Funny Sms Text Messeges

  • Funny SMS in Hindi
    A Beautiful Girl Enter The Class Room..
    All Boys Got Crazy For Her..
    They All Stand In Her Way,,
    But After Her Reply They All Had Almost Died..What She Said.. ?
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    Bhai Sahab Jagah Dain..
    Jhaaru lagana hai =P
  • Funny text Jokes
    Teacher :Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements ?Student
    Oxygen,
    Chlorine,
    Florine,
    Bromeen,
    Noreen,
    Ambreen,
    Samreen,
    Nasreen,
    Parveen &
    Yasmeen!
  • Funny Text Messages Jokes
    Bacha school se akar ammi say bola:
    ammi aj main school ground main shahid afridi lag raha tha

    Ammi khush hokar:
    woh kese mere chand?

    Bacha: kal ka homework na karne par teacher ne kaha jao beech
    ground main or dono hath upar kar k khare hojao.

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Funny Text Messages

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Funny Text Messages

  • Funny Text SMS
    Beth Kar Tanha Yeh Sochta Hun

    “WasSI”
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    Khatam Ho Gai Zindagi Par Bachi Koi Na Phasi… =P ;->

  • 140 Words Funny SMS
    Woh kya jaanay mere dil par kya guzarti hai
    **FARAZ**

    Jub woh mujhe baar baar class main pouchti hai
    ”Bhai time kya hai?.

  • Best Funny SMS
    Aik doctor ne ik pagal se poocha: Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?
    pagal: Main aik bulb hoon.
    Doctor: Tum jal Q nahi rahe?
    Pagal: Bewaqoof, light gayi hui hai.

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