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Funny Romantic Sms

Posted by 2 September, 2013 (0) Comment

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Funny Romantic Sms

  • 140 Words Funny SMS
    Boy : What Is Ur Name
    Girl : Q Bataon, Me Tumhein Nahi Janti
    Boy: Na Batao Me Konsa Tumhen Apni New
    HONDA Car Main Bitha K
    5 Star Resturant Le Jane Wala Tha
    Girl: Nida, B.Com Final Year, Punjab College
    College Timing 8am To 1pm,
    Friday Timing 8 To 12pm
    Sunday Off
    Aati Abu K Sath Hun
    Wapsi Pe Akeli Hoti Hon
  • Hindi Funny SMS
    “Good Night”Koi Ghalti Ya Koi Baat Buri Lagi Ho To Maaf Krdijiye Ga,
    Pata Nhi Subha Aankh Khule Ya

    Dupeher Ko. :-D

  • Latest Funny Jokes
    A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party.His Wife Yelled:

    “How Would You Feel If You Don’t See Me For Two Days?”

    The Man Couldnt Believe His Luck: ‘That Would Be Great’!

    Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her……

    Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too…..

    On Thursday His Swelling Became Better
    And Now He Could See Her From The
    Corner Of One Eye… =P ;->

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Funny MQM Jokes

Posted by 4 May, 2013 (0) Comment

Funny MQM Jokes

Kabhi socha na tha k
Neche jo jumla likha hy
Wo bhi sun’ne ko mile ga

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MQM ko Karachi Mein Security Chahiye … :P :D

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Funny Sms on Karachi

Posted by 4 May, 2013 (0) Comment

Funny Sms on Karachi
Karachi Aur Us k Mazafat Mein
Dhamake Ka Waqt 9 P.M se 11P.M
Ho Gaya Hy ..
Logo’n Se Iltimas Hy Apne Apne
Gharo’n Mein Rahe’n …
Shukriya … :/ :D

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Funny Poems

Posted by 24 April, 2013 (0) Comment

Funny Poems

  • Funny Hindi Poems
    Ajeeb Si Halat Ha Tere Jane K Bad
    Bhok He Nhi Lagti Khana Khane K Bad
    Mere Pas 8 Samosy Thay Jo Maine Kha Liye
    1 Tere Aney Se Pehly 7 Tere Jany K Bad.
  • Free Funny Poems
    Me gham e zindagi kia sunao
    Mera office khula haiMe khushi kaha se laao
    Mera offiice khula hai

    Tumhe 30 March ki chutti ki khushi hai
    Mujhe yaad hai lekin

    Me apna mu kaha chupao
    Mera office khula hai

    Aaj subha subha jab office jarha tha
    to mohallay k bache bhi dekh k has rahe thay dost

    Un ko bhi maine kah dia
    Mera mazak mat urao
    Mera office khula hai

    Dedicated to all dukhi office staff.

  • English Funny Poetry Jokes
    Is Tarhan Sy Sataane Ki Zarurat Kia Thi
    Kamini Dil Ko Jalane Ki Zrurat Kia ThiJo Nhi Tha Ishq To Keh Dia Hota,
    Apni Owqat Dikhane Ki Zrurat Kia Thi

    Maaloom Tha Agr Ye Khuwab Toot Jayenge,
    Manhoos Phr Nend Me Ane Ki Zrurat Kia Thi

    Ishq Pr Lagti Rahegi Hr Daur Me Pabandi
    Ek Aashiq Ki Watt Lagwane Ki Zrurat Kia Thi

    Maan Lo Agr Ye Yaktarfa Mohabat Thi To Phr Nafsiyati!
    Mujhe Dekh Kr Muskrane Ki Zrurat Kia Thi

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Funny Sms Messages Collection

Posted by 17 April, 2013 (0) Comment

Funny Sms Messages Collection

  • Funny SMS in Hindi

    Dil se her pal chahat ki sada ati he,
    Yad mujhko teri her ada ati he,

    Send kr dy tu apna sara balance mujh ko,
    Phir yaqeen ho k tmko b wafa ati ha

  • 140 Words Funny SMS

    Ye SMS Abhi Apne 4 Frndz Ko SmS Kero,

    Agar Wo Wapis Apko SmS Kerain To Ap Samajh Jain K…

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    Tum B Farigh Tumhare Dost B Farigh :)

  • Love Funny SMS

    Once a smoker was smoking at airport..
    A gentleman arrives and asked him: ek din me kitne cigarette pi lete ho?

    smoker: why?

    Gentleman: agar tum ab tak zindagi me cigarette pe kharch kiye gaye paise bachatay to saamne khara hua jahaaz tmhara hota..

    Smoker: to kya wo jahaaz apka hai?

    Gentleman: nahi

    Smoker: thanks sir for ur advice, wo jahaaz mera hi hai…

    Moral:
    Beta zyada bhashan dene se kachi ho jati hai… ;-)

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