Doctor Patient Jokes / Text Messages

Ek Young Doctor Ne Clinic Khola

Posted by 23 September, 2012 (0) Comment

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Ek young Dr. ny clinic khola
Thori dair bad 1 aadmi aya
Dr ny apny aap ko busy show karny
k lye phone ka receiver uthaya or
apointment deny k style main bolnay laga.
Farigh hony k baad admi say: G sir?
Aadmi:
PTCL sy aaya hoon phone activate krne k liye.

Sab Kuch Mil Jata Hy Esi Dunia Me,,
Faqat 1 Wo Shakhs Nahi Milta

Jo hmari Bijli Band Krta Hy
(‘,’) Putar Tu Mil 1 vari Bs fer Dekh…

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Meri Duwa Se Theek Ho Gaye To Mujhe

Posted by 28 February, 2012 (0) Comment

Doctor Mariz Se :
Ager Tum Meri Duwa Se Theek Ho Gaye To Mujhe
Kya Enaam Do Gay
Mariz:
May Qabrey Khodta Hun
Aap Ki Qaber Free Khod Dun Ga

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Doctors Ki Laraii

Posted by 28 February, 2012 (0) Comment

Aik Admi Langraata Hoa Aata Hay
Usse Dekh Kar Do Doctor Aapas May
Jhagar Tean Hay
Aik Kehta Hay K Us Ki Haddi Toot Gai Hai
Dosra Bolta Hai K
Nahi Us Ka Angotha Nikal Gaya Hai
Donoon Me Kafi Behas Ho Rahi Hoti Hai To
Tisra Doctor Bolta Hai
Chalo Us Say Hi Poch Laetey Hain
Ussay Poch Tay Hain To
Wo Bolata Hai
Nahi , Na Mera To Chapl Tota Hay

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Ye Shouq Khatam Ho Jayega!!

Posted by 28 February, 2012 (0) Comment

Man:
Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tariqa Bataiye

Doctor:
Shadi Karlo

Man:
Kiya Is Se Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi

Doctor:
Nahi, Ye Shouq Khatam Ho Jayega!!

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Searching for A Good Doctor

Posted by 28 February, 2012 (0) Comment

Doctor To Patient :
You Will Die Within 2 Hours
Do You Want To See Any One Before You Die?

Patient :
Yes, A Good Doctor

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