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Microsoft SMS

Posted by 23 May, 2012 (0) Comment

Pathan In Computer Exam
Examiner:
What Is Microsoft Excel?

Pathan:
It Is A New Brand Of Surf Excel
To Clean The Computer :D



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Microsoft Jokes

Posted by 25 February, 2012 (0) Comment

Pathan In Computer Exam
Examiner:
What Is Microsoft Excel?

Pathan:
It Is A New Brand Of Surf Excel
To Clean The Computer :P :D



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Corruption in India Sms

Posted by 25 February, 2012 (0) Comment

Corruption Has Spread To Every Corner In India

Even My Computer Says:
“Some Files Are Corrupted.” ;-)

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Programmer Jokes

Posted by 25 February, 2012 (0) Comment

How Do You Keep A Programmer
In The Shower All Day?

Give Him A Bottle Of Shampoo
Which Says
LatherRinseRepeat.”

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Some Computer Jokes

Posted by 25 February, 2012 (0) Comment

The Boy Is Smoking And Leaving Smoke Rings
Into The Air.

The Girl Gets Irritated With The Smoke
And Says To Her Lover :
“Can’t You See The Warning Written
On The Cigarettes Packet, Smoking Is Injurious To Health!”

The Boy Replies Back :
Darling, I Am A Programmer.
We Don’t Worry About Warnings,
We Only Worry About Errors.”

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