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Animals Ki Khasoosiyat

Posted by 13 October, 2012 (0) Comment

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Animals Ki Khasoosiyat..
1. Tota
Duniya Ki Har Zaban Bol Sakta Hai..

2. Oont
15 Din Tak Bager Kuch Khaye Safar Kr Sakta Hai..

3. Dog
Dunya Ka Sb Se Ziyada Wafadar Janwar Hai.
Agey Na Parho.
Mat Parho Agey Kuch Nahi
Na Parho.

4.Gadha
Jis Kam Se Mna Karo Wohi Krta Hai.

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How Did A Rat Propose A Cat?

Posted by 13 May, 2011 (0) Comment

One Day Dog Dancing Madly
On The Merage Of Lion

Lion Ask:
Y R U Dancing Madly

Dog Said:
I Am Also Lion Before Merrage



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How Did A Rat Propose A Cat?How Did A Rat Propose A Cat?

Posted by 13 May, 2011 (0) Comment

How Did A Rat Propose A Cat?

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O Billo Rani
Kaho To Abi Jan Dey Dun



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Macher Ka Over Time

Posted by 13 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Macher Ne 1 Admi Ko Din Main Kata
Admi Ne Kaha Tum To Rat Main Kat Tay Hona?
Macher Bola
Ghar K Halat Kharab Hain
Ovr Time Ker Raha Hun

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Oye Baghairt

Posted by 13 May, 2011 (0) Comment

1 Admi Ka Tota(Parrot)
Daily 1 Shaks Ko
“Oye Baghairt”
Kaha Karta Tha
Us Shaks Ne Admi Se Shikayat Ki
Admi Ne Tote Ko Danta
Agle Din Jab Wo Shakhs Qareb Se Guzra To Tota Kuch Na Bola
Thora Aage Ja Ke Us Shakhs Ne Peeche Mur Ke Dekha To Tota Hjanste Howe
Bola
Samajh To Gaya Hoga Tu

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